if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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