so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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