wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I am midnight drunk by noon
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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