ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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