Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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