Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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