you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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