I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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