I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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