What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We were destined to go to rehab together
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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