also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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