I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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