Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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