If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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