real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
