I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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