So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Who put my cat in the fridge?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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