The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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