Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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