I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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