But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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