I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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