oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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