Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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