hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I currently don't understand fingers.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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