We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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