You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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