I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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