ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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