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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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