Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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