I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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