So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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