I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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