remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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