Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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