TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Can I color on your dick again?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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