hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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