You just made me feel so damn special
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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