Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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