How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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