i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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