It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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