but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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