I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
