Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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