can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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