is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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