Ambien. No doubt about it.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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