and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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