You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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