I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
