Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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