And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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