No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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