do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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