how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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