is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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